May 9, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Erasure, "Video Killed the Radio Star"
• Inhaling Turkey
• Two Weeks Till Vegas
• New Austerity Measures
• Into Tom's Kinkbox Again
• Float Tank Experience
• Dutch Talk
• Juliana Hatfield, "Universal Heartbeat"
• Listener Mail
• Barry Calls In
• Jeff Calls In
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• The B-52's, "Channel Z"
• Why We Don't Read X-Men Comics
• Infinite Monkeys
• Erotic D&D
• Frat Boy Impaled on Catfish
• Otto Reports Stolen Pot
• Death No Excuse for a Party
• Tigger Robs Convenience Store
• Nightclub Hires Naked Bouncers
• The Bad Plus, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
• Grease 3 to Star Original Actors
• Shatner Sued Over Breeding Privileges
• Eminem Denies Yankovic Parody Video
• Macpherson Wraps Baby in Foil
• Dangerfield Back In Form After Surgery
• Veruca Salt, "All Hail Me"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Lucy Woodward's "While You Can"
• Evanescense, "Haunted"
• The Studio is Hit By Hail
• Wrap-Up

May 16, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Bloodhound Gang, "Nothing But Mammals"
• Inane Talk
• Lost Time
• You Don't Want Sun-Dried Sushi
• Tom's Inner Voice Returns
• Dobsonian vs. Newtonian
• T.A.T.U., "How Soon Is Now?"
• Listener Mail
• More Bloodninja Chat
• The Bad Plus, "Heart of Glass"
• Colombian Stowaways Arrested
• Civilians Defeat Soldiers in Game
• Chihuahua Rescues Woman from Fire
• Heart Attack Victim Hidden with Towels
• Deodorant Sponsors Armpit Fest
• R.E.M., "Superman"
• Chong Arrested for Bong Sales
• Bjork Rehearsal on the Web
• Robert Stack RIP
• Carol Channing Marries HS Sweetheart
• Bjork, "Human Behavior"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews (Matrix: Reloaded Spoilers)
• Maurice Reviews Blur's "Think Tank"
• Blur, "Crazy Beats"
• Tom's Suprise
• Wrap-Up

May 30, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Weird Al, "eBay"
• Storm Watch
• Vegas Baby
• Blue Man Group
• So Now You're Married
• Cellphone Trouble
• Six Pockets
• Gil Makes a Sale
• Weird Al, "Couch Potato"
• Matrix Talk
• Listener Mail
• Bottlerockets Out the Ass
• Weird Al, "Trash Day"
• A Fool and His Gambling Money
• Pug Dogs Bite Flasher
• Officer Disciplined for Dildo
• Strip Club Marriage
• Japanese Pachinko Gambling
• Weird Al, "A Complicated Song"
• Bob Hope Turns 100
• Kirk to Appear at Convention
• Sk8er Boi Movie
• Boy Meets Boy
• Jackson/Spiderman Wants Taco Bell
• Weird Al, "Ode to a Superhero"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Maurice Reviews Pete Yorn's "Day I Forgot"
• Pete Yorn, "Come Back Home"
• Stephen Appearance
• Wrap-Up

June 6, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• They Might Be Giants, "Birdhouse in Your Soul"
• Brad is Loud
• Premier League
• The Biz or the Giz
• Jedi Mind Tricks on Microsoft
• You've Been Cork'd
• Tom's Beef
• The B-52's, "Dry County"
• Listener Mail
• The Presidents of the United States of America, "Lump"
• O'Hare Talk
• Officer Mistaken for Stripper
• Public Spanking in KY
• Swaziland Condemns Women in Pants
• Sewage Plagues Swedish Panties
• Absinthe Lunch Box
• Shooting Chinese Chicks
• they Might Be Giants, "Spider"
• Poker Talk
• Manilow Breaks Nose, Comedy Ensues
• Grinding Nemo
• Belly, "Now They'll Sleep"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Smashing Pumpkins, "Cherub Rock"
• New Apartment
• Wrap-Up

June 20, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 

Highlights

• New Order, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
• Slow Music Start
• Transcendence
• Mulch Talk
• Village Services
• It's Still Burning
• Five People Talking at Once
• Brad is Not Crazy
• Cracker, "Low"
• Borders Loves You
• Listener Mail
• Alexandra Slate, "Guilty"
• Bomb Found in Car
• Breastfeeding on the Turnpike
• Interviewee Arrested
• Gallagher Working the Exchange
• Danes Ban Lollipop
• Man Eats Own Toes
• Business Jargon Score
• Driver Insanity Test
• Garbage, "Push It"
• The Show Goes Down
• No Moaning Toilet Says Rowling
• Nolte Hair in The Hulk
• Amazing Race Talk
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• The Show Goes Down Again
• Wrap-Up

June 27, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Jesus Jones, "Trust Me"
• Wrestler Tit Talk
• Get That V Going
• Hey Man, That's Not Cool
• I Said Bippy
• Gambling Chat
• Forest Preserve Weirdness
• Slots for Tots
• Metallica, "Enter Sandman"
• Congress Humor
• Listener Mail
• Belly, "Are You Experienced?"
• I Want My $0.00!
• Naked Stoned Burglar
• Prison Frog Party
• Nun Hits Big Slot Win
• Learn How to Have a Home Funeral
• Ned's Atomic Dustbin, "Grey Cell Green"
• Insular Chicago Radio Story
• New Parker & Stone Movie
• Snoop Dog Two-fer
• Jewel, "Intuition"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Wacky Quiz
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Jewel's "0304"
• Maurice Reviews Radiohead's "Hail to the Thief"
• Radiohead, "Sail to the Moon"
• Nosepickers on the Highway
• Wrap-Up

July 11, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Leningrad Cowboys, "Sweet Home Alabama"
• Everyone Get Off Tom's Ass
• Gorgonzola Leaves a Taste
• Appendix Talk
• Hereditary Vestigial Organs
• Drill Out the Demons
• Dangerous Fireworks
• Thank You Notes
• Jane's Addiction, "Just Because"
• Listener Mail
• Ludacris, "Roll Out"
• Pirate Attacks Sausage
• Oldest Cubs Fan
• Public Video Case Goes to Court
• Fashionably Male
• Jesus and Mary Chain, "Far Gone and Out"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Fans Will Not Like New Battlestar
• Garbage, "Breaking Up the Girl"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Michelle Branch's "Hotel Paper"
• Michelle Branch, "'Til I Get Over You"
• Foreign Languages
• Wrap-Up

July 18, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• They Might Be Giants, "Someone Keeps Moving My Armchair"
• Body Staples
• Dress for Microclimes
• This is a Ha-Ha Show
• Government Side Business
• Big Pipe
• Bad Movie Talk
• All Beer Gone
• Wasabi, Good for the Digestion
• EMF, "Lies"
• Listener Mail
• Cibo Matto, "Sci-Fi Wasabi"
• Child's Wish: Visit Pickle Factory
• Brazilian Foam Party
• Priest Says Man Going to Hell
• Ironic Up-Skirt Arrest
• Naked Bambi Hunt
• Masturbation Lowers Prostate Risk
• Exposure Suspect Aquitted
• KLF, "Doctorin' the Tardis"
• Asian-Americans Protest Banzai
• Worst Writing Award
• Unnecessary Designing Women Reunion
• Juliana Hatfield, "Spin the Bottle"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Liz Phair's "Liz Phair"
• Liz Phair, "Why Can't I?"
• Preview of Next Week
• Wrap-Up

July 25, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Motley Crue, "Girls Girls Girls"
• Pajama Party
• Coochie Doctor Talk
• The Porn Comes Out
• Genital Talk
• RadioTiki Secrets
• The Porn Stays Out
• Things Guys Sit On
• The Other Side
• Cyndi Lauper, "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
• Cunniliguist
• Correcting a Correction/Tales of the Gold Monkey
• Listener Mail
• No Doubt, "Just a Girl"
• Bling Bling
• Pecker Tracks
• Fart Tax
• Party fluffer
• Why isn't there boy bambi paintball
• Church buys porn shop
• Ladies Night
• APB Ice Cube
• Fight Camp
• Lebowski Fest
• Bon Jovi, "Livin' on a Prayer"
• Paris Hilton
• Amazing Race Talk
• Def Leppard, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
• Phish Concert Review
• Blues Traveller Concert Review
• Christiana Agulera Concert review
• Pirates of the Carribean Review
• Bangles, "If She Knew What She Wants"
• Sassy or Not Sassy?
• Wrap-Up

August 1, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Five Guys and a Reverb Box
• The Murmurs, "White Rabbit"
• Magic Hat Swag
• Review of Last Week
• Rock for Molly
• That Was Dumb
• They Might Be Giants, "Your Own Worst Enemy"
• Reverb Unit
• Bob Hope RIP
• Listener Mail
• Soundgarden, "Outshined"
• Diaper-Wearing Cashiers
• Trafficant Announces Candidacy
• Insects Fly Out of Boy's Penis
• They Saved Hitler's Penis
• World Sauna Championships
• Belly, "Super-Connected"
• Liza and David Split
• Dudes of Hazzard
• Jolie Angered Over Nipples
• C+C Music Factory, "Things That Make You Go Hmmmm"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• R.E.M., "Shiny Happy People"
• Wacky Hamburger Race
• Hailstones from Hell
• Wrap-Up

August 8, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Five Guys and a Reverb Box
• No Doubt, "Sunday Morning"
• Successful Use of the Reverb
• California Election
• The Honorable Richard M. Daley
• Chicago Sports Talk
• Crosstalk
• Nine Inch Nails, "Down In It"
• Listener Mail
• R.E.M., "Stand"
• Penis Stories
• Mistaken Car Identity
• Jury Awards for Broken Heart
• Fruity Wine Story
• Sauna Followup
• Presidents of the United States of America, "Kitty"
• Star Trek Beat
• Vegas Chat
• New Sepultura
• Gay Country Singers Want to be Heard
• NBC Has a Crackpot Idea
• Everclear, "Santa Monica"
• Amazing Race Talk
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• A Call from Lyndi and Sarah
• Maurice Reviews Jane's Addiction's, "Strays"
• Jane's Addiction, "Just Because"
• Lesbian Bed and Breakfast
• Wrap-Up

August 22, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• The Pillows, "Ride on Shooting Star"
• The Show Starts Now
• Japanese Anime
• I Saw the Meter
• The Best Camping Trip Ever
• I Was Stupid
• Eating Chicken in the Tempest
• Recipe for Danger
• Tom Jones with The Pretenders, "Lust For Life"
• Viruses and Worms
• Listener Mail
• Amazing Race Talk
• Front 242, "Headhunter"
• Bacon Mask Freaks Out Burglar
• Thailand Bands Obscene Songs
• Limited Edition Spam
• Kansas Burger Eater Finishes Quest
• Vietnam Fines Public Urinators
• Bride Flips Out at Reception
• Luther Wright and the Wrongs, "Run Like Hell"
• Wesley Willis, RIP
• Wesley Willis, "Oil Express"
• Wesley Willis, "Vampire Bat"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews The Dandy Warhols', "Welcome to the Monkey House"
• The Dandy Warhols, "Welcome to the Monkey House"
• Marathon vs. Atkins
• Uncle Brad is Gonna Watch Porn
• Wrap-Up

August 29, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Pink Floyd, "Brain Damage"
• Let's Get This Party Started
• Lyndi is Here
• Rock for Molly
• They Were 12 to 15
• Tom's Beef
• Lush, "Nothing Natural"
• I Need the King Tut/Pampered Vagina Party
• And Then the Dildo Fell Out
• Talkin' 'Bout the South
• Listener Mail
• The B-52's, "Roam"
• He Snuck Up on Her
• Gunshot Ruins Party in Oslo
• Mom Strips for Boys
• Mom Beats up Stripper
• Lombard Massage Parlor Moves
• Julianna Hatfield, "For the Birds"
• Football Team Sponsored by Brothel
• Chubbabulls Audition in Chicago
• CIA Uses Garner as Recruiter
• R2D2 Not From a Planet Far, Far Away
• Jesus and Mary Chain, "Far Gone and Out"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Fountains of Wayne's, "Welcome Interstate Managers"
• Fountains of Wayne, "Welcome Interstate Managers"
• Dynawoman and Electroboy
• Freebeef
• Wrap-Up

September 12, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Johnny Cash, "Personal Jesus"
• Warren, Johnny, and John
• Converting to the Euro
• Show Meeting
• Blowhole Fuck
• Seeing Martha Plimpton
• The Next CSI Spinoff
• Hindu Love Gods, "Raspberry Beret"
• Wine Talk
• Listener Mai
• Warren Zeon, "Werewolves of London"
• Man Steals Car, Has Sex in It
• Cambodians Dog Control: Eat 'em!
• Man Passes $200 Bush Bill
• Man Ships Self to Parents
• Japanese Fellatio on the Rise
• Johnny Cash, "Hurt"
• Firefly Movie in the Works
• Johnny Depp Flub
• Tommy Chong Sentenced
• Beastie Boys, "Sabotage"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews John Mayer's, "Heavier Things"
• John Mayer, "Bigger Than My Body"
• Wedding Shower Talk
• Aliens from the Planet of Cash
• Wrap-Up

September 19, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Curve, "Pink Girl With the Blues"
• Talk Like a Pirate Day
• North Woods Strip Clubs
• Body Weight in Mucus
• Deviating from the Lap Dance
• Tom Is Too Sick to Stay
• They Might Be Giants, "Everything Right is Wrong Again"
• Brad's Watchin' the Star Trek
• Listener Mail
• No Doubt, "Tragic Kingdom"
• British Alcohol Consumption Rising
• Taco Bell Aghast at Speedo
• Student Tests 5 Second Rule
• Angle Grinder Man
• Testicle Squeezing Death
• 1000 Homo DJs, "Supernaut"
• Survivor Revived
• Artists Mourn Cash
• Corrigan Breaks Up Zwan
• Monty Python Musical
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Frank Black & The Catholics', "Show Me Your Tears"
• Frank Black & The Catholics, "Manitoba"
• Rowling Sold Her Soul to Satan
• Mom Took Dad's Sleeping Pill
• Carbs Coming Out of the Ass
• Wrap-Up

September 26, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Steve Goodman, "Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request"
• Mysterious Echo
• Baseball Chat
• The Saddest Stamp Ever
• Tom's Beef
• Trainriding
• Live Action Role Playing
• Tatu, "How Soon Is Now"
• Old Friends
• Survivor Returns
• What Was the Deal with the Red Card?
• Check Out the Kid in the Sombrero
• Listener Mail
• Frente, "Labor of Love"
• Chihuahua Nabbed by Hawk
• Las Vegas Funeral Home
• Hidden Hotel Horrors
• Filter, "Hey Man, Nice Shot"
• Amazing Race Wins Emmy
• Robert Palmer RIP
• Queer Eye Extended
• Bon Jovi Expands Arena Football
• Garbage, "Trick Is To Keep Breathing"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews David Bowie's, "Reality"
• David Bowie, "New Killer Star"
• Andy Rooney Hates Everything
• The Anti-Chris
• Hurt His Hip in the Can
• Wrap-Up

October 10, 2003

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

Highlights

• Steve Goodman, "Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request"
• Mysterious Echo
• Baseball Chat
• The Saddest Stamp Ever
• Tom's Beef
• Trainriding
• Live Action Role Playing
• Tatu, "How Soon Is Now"
• Old Friends
• Survivor Returns
• What Was the Deal with the Red Card?
• Check Out the Kid in the Sombrero
• Listener Mail
• Frente, "Labor of Love"
• Chihuahua Nabbed by Hawk
• Las Vegas Funeral Home
• Hidden Hotel Horrors
• Filter, "Hey Man, Nice Shot"
• Amazing Race Wins Emmy
• Robert Palmer RIP
• Queer Eye Extended
• Bon Jovi Expands Arena Football
• Garbage, "Trick Is To Keep Breathing"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews David Bowie's, "Reality"
• David Bowie, "New Killer Star"
• Andy Rooney Hates Everything
• The Anti-Chris
• Hurt His Hip in the Can
• Wrap-Up

October 17, 2003

Join us for Cubs group therapy...

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

• Tomoyasu Hotei, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity"
• The Cubs Postmortem
• Marathon Man
• Indian Wedding at Navy Pier
• Crystal Method, "Come On Down"
• Listener Mail
• The Jeff Show
• Loyal Marlins Fans
• Will Smith, "Welcome to Miami"
• Penis Snatchers
• Kissing Lessions (post-graduate)
• Urge Overkill, "Sister Havana"
• Boobie Pencil
• Thirty-Two Candles
• This Fall's Sucky Lineup
• Fan Interference
• Smashing Pumpkins, "Cherub Rock"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Sugarcubes, "Regina"
• Wrap-Up

October 31, 2003

A spooky return to RadioTiki for Halloween...

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6 

• Belly, "Slow Dog"
• Evil Popcorn
• Demonic Books
• Change Amounting to $6.66
• High Suck Factor Radio
• Brad's Bachelor Costume
• Joy to the World
• Copious Amounts of Gay Sex in Galveston
• Ministry, "Everyday is Halloween"
• Wiccan in Australia
• Listener Mail
• Wesley Willis, "Vampire Bat"
• Fiji Apologizes for Eating Brits
• French Judge Masturbates in Court
• Duck Blamed for Smelly Mess
• Canadian Wins Rock Paper Scissors Championship
• Vince Guaraldi Trio, "Great Pumpkin Waltz"
• The Boring Museum vs. The Cool Museum
• Hooters Delves Into Music
• Simpsons Parodies News Crawl
• Jesus Actor Struck by Lightning
• Dutch TV Becoming Less Dirty
• Survivor Plot Twist
• Smashing Pumpkins, "Cherub Rock"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Laika, "Badtimes"
• One-Upped by the Neighbor
• How Many Trick or Treaters Did Tom Have?
• Wrap-Up

November 7, 2003

Tonight's RadioTiki features the State of Internet Radio via the wonders of Shoutcast.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 

• Belly, "Slow Dog"
• I Just Want a Sandwich
• Bacon Friday Morning
• Board Member Jeff
• RadioTiki Swag at Work
• Shoutcast Surfing
• The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band, "Kinko the Clown"
• Listener Mail
• New Radicals, "(Mother) Just Can't Get Enough"
• Measure G Passed in Bolinas, CA
• Amorous Ram Confused for Alien Spy
• Want to Buy a Zamboni?
• Supreme Court Declares New Dehli Monkey Free
• The Pixies, "Monkey Gone to Heaven"
• Penthouse in the Business Basement
• Tracy Morgan Sitcom to Debut
• Television Malaise
• Black 47, "Funky Ceili (Bridie's Song)"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Wrap-Up

November 21, 2003

A marathon RadioTiki 4 hours long. To paraphrase Casey Casem: "This is ponderous, man. Really ponderous."

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

• Sly and the Family Stone, "Stand!"
• Life Plans Working Out
• Spayed and Neutered
• Tiki Wedding Stories
• Thank Your Arm Gnomes
• 90 Beers on Tap
• Letters to Cleo, "Here and Now"
• Listener Mail
• Outkast, "Roses"
• He Said Poo
• Niagra Falls Survivor Joins Circus
• Fish Communicate With Farts
• Alligator Found in the Mail
• Beer is Good for You
• Watching Porn Bad for Soccer
• Felony Littering
• Coyote Chinese Special
• Dud Dutch Bomb Off Target
• R.E.M., "Stand"
• Farmer Creates Tomacco
• TiVo Use Addictive
• Family Guy May Return
• Garbage, "Queer"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Barenaked Ladies', "Everything to Everyone"
• Barenaked Ladies, "Another Postcard"
• Phone a Friend
• Another Turtle
• Another Gorgeous Picture
• Wrap-Up

December 5, 2003

Thanksgiving post-mortem.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

• Breeders, "Cannonball"
• Reverb Difficulties
• The World of Coke
• Parents Unloading Our Crap
• You're Saying Fuck for a Reason
• Elvis is Everywhere
• Tom's Beef
• Queensryche, "Empire"
• Soy Nuts
• Thanksgiving Dinner
• Steak Special is Back
• Listener Mail
• R.E.M., "Near Wild Heaven"
• Canadian Guys Named Leslie
• Worst Sex Scene Description Award
• The Bull Semen One
• The Donald Rumsfeld One
• Orgasmatron Testers Needed
• Replacements, "Alex Chilton"
• Why Would a Cat Eat Lasagna
• JMS Working on Babylon 5 Sequel
• Tony Danza Gets a Talk Show
• Fonda Marries Elfman
• The Osborne Special That Shouldn't Be
• New Order, "True Faith"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Sarah McLachlan's, "Afterglow"
• Sarah McLachlan, "Fallen"
• High School Memories
• Moritorium on Priceless
• Wrap-Up

December 12, 2003

Lots of disturbing and uncomfortable talk.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

• EMF, "Lies"
• Tom is Cold
• Matt Mahurin
• Pathetic Light Displays
• Spike TV
• Activision Game Patches
• The State of Radio
• Jesus Jones, "International Bright Young Thing"
• After the Break
• Bum
• Listener Mail
• The Pixies, "Head On"
• Americans Identify With Their Cars
• Man to Stop Storing Body Parts
• Shoplifter Craps on Cop
• Bungeeless Man Jumps Into River
• Town Riots Over Wrong Midgets
• Porn Inspectors
• Americans Don't Know Canadians
• Garbage, "When I Grow Up"
• Sir Mick or Sir Michael?
• Brittney Babbles in Asia
• First Film in New Afghanistan
• Foo Fighters, "Monkey Wrench"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews The Strokes', "Room on Fire"
• The Strokes', "12:51"
• The Guy With the Funny Walk
• Spinach and Cheese
• Wrap-Up

December 19, 2003

Our Pre-Christmas, Pre-New Years Eve show where we celebrate the Wookie's Life Day.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

• Deanna Kirk, "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
• Wookie Life Day
• The Price is Right
• Baseball Talk
• Free Stuff Day
• The First Level of Digital
• Queer Eye Overdose
• Jewel, "Blue Christmas"
• Pee Tree
• Listener Mail
• Stone Temple Pilots, "Christmas Time Is Here"
• Buffalo Wants Fruitcakes
• Texas Last Meal List Taken Down
• World Drinking Record
• 1 in 4 Germans Eat Sausage for Christmas
• Dutchman Jailed For Not Carrying Basket
• Olympian Fruit Sex Art
• Bored Teens Rack Up Auction Bill
• Dead Man Ignored for Two Months
• Human Pinata Dies
• County Fights Human Waste on Highways
• More Women Admit Same Sex Orientation
• Cocteau Twins, "Frosty the Snowman"
• White Stripe Punches Singer
• Olsen Twins Attend NYU
• Harry Potter on IMAX
• Dennis Miller to be on CNBC
• No Doubt, "Oi to the World"
• Death Row Meal Request Game
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews Azure Ray's, "Hold On Love"
• Azure Ray, "New Resolution"
• Productivity at Work
• Tiki Society for Prevention of Penis Severing
• Dooley's Going Out of Business
• Wrap-Up

January 9, 2004

Welcome to the new year... same as old year.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

• Alice in Chains, "Angry Chair"
• Post Office Hijinx
• Huckleberry Pie
• Christians with Aces
• Biscuits in my Freezer
• Eat Your Vegetables!
• New Year's (Happy)
• Contest Preview
• 2 Live Crew, "Me So Horny"
• Going to the Dentist
• Listener Mail
• Snow, "Informer"
• Man Exposes Himself With Mayor
• Penis Destroys Postal Story
• No Flying Refridgerators This Year!
• Man Finds Apartment Encased in Aluminum Foil
• Heavy D and the Boyz, "Now That We Found Love"
• Shatner to Release New Album
• Steve Harvey's Got Suits
• Tatu Not Lesbians
• The Nuge on VH1
• Tony Danza to Replace Wayne Brady
• Jackson in Movie
• Hefner Wants Spears for Harem
• Digital Underground, "Humpty Dance"
• Worst Movie Contest Results
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews The Shins', "Chutes Too Narrow"
• The Shins, "Turn a Square"
• Headline of the Week
• Wrap-Up

January 16, 2004

Brad is back and the Chicago area chocoholics are in full panic mode.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

• Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, "Good Vibrations"
• Question for the Ages
• Pathetisad
• Trinidads & Pixies
• Daleks and Lost Episodes
• Dental Talk
• Tom's Beef
• Juliana Hatfield, "Universal Heartbeat"
• Take a Steam
• Jesus Runs a Karoke Bar
• Listener Mail
• They Might Be Giants, "Statue Got Me High"
• Dale Earnheart Cat
• Goat Sex Site Yanked
• Bug Bombs Blow Up House
• Man Says Soccer Should Be Sexy
• Happy Penis Song
• Jesus Sending Test Messages in Finland
• King Missile, "Detachable Penis"
• Patronizing the USPS
• Nimoy Replaces Shatner in Commercials
• Adverb OK, Verb Not OK
• The Nuge Injured by Chainsaw
• Big Audio Dynamite, "Rush"
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Jeff's Best Movies of 2003
• Maurice Reviews Ryan Adams', "Rock n Roll"
• Ryan Adams, "Burning Photographs"
• Freebird
• Target Mail
• Wrap-Up

January 30, 2004

I hope we're saving it up for the anniversary show.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

• Suicidal Tendancies, "Institutionalized"
• Jimmy Chips
• Does the Green Party Have Primaries?
• Warming Centers
• Beef Stick
• Cote d'Ivoire
• The Super Bowl
• Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Give It Away"
• A Little Tiki Head
• Listener Mail
• Belly, "Now They'll Sleep"
• Clinton Email
• Churchill's Parrot
• Dead Whale Explodes
• Russian Army Saves Beer Keg
• Body Bucks Course
• Man Declared Cute in Court
• Pope Watches Break Dancing
• Church Declares Chess OK
• German Students Make Porn
• Dead Milkmen, "Punk Rock Girl"
• Yuri Gellar Claims Jackson Innocence
• Fox Aires Dwarf Bachelor Show
• Jeff's Movie Reviews
• Maurice Reviews The Crystal Method's, "Legion of Boom"
• Crystal Method, "I Know It's You"
• Wrap-Up